Manual Sketches: WhiteGirl Problem Prevention

White Girl Problem Prevention:
1. Never Trust a Mirror: always sketch an outfit before trying it on.
2. Two Words: Makeup, Makeup, Makeup: lipstick shopping is exhausting,  
but do you want a boyfriend or not?
3. Welcome Any Opportunity to Skip a Meal: food has calories.
4. Keep At Least One of Dad's Credit Cards With You At All Times: did  
I say one? I meant six.
5. Go To Rehab: at least once. You don't really need a reason other  
than it's a great vacation and super chic.
6. Learn to Speak French: you'll look at least ten pounds lighter.
7. Write a Memoir: it's super boring, but everyone does it.
8. Give Up: you're always going to be a whitegirl, and you're always  
going to have problems.