Manual Sketches: WhiteGirl Problem Prevention

White Girl Problem Prevention:
1. Never Trust a Mirror: always sketch an outfit before trying it on.
2. Two Words: Makeup, Makeup, Makeup: lipstick shopping is exhausting,  
but do you want a boyfriend or not?
3. Welcome Any Opportunity to Skip a Meal: food has calories.
4. Keep At Least One of Dad's Credit Cards With You At All Times: did  
I say one? I meant six.
5. Go To Rehab: at least once. You don't really need a reason other  
than it's a great vacation and super chic.
6. Learn to Speak French: you'll look at least ten pounds lighter.
7. Write a Memoir: it's super boring, but everyone does it.
8. Give Up: you're always going to be a whitegirl, and you're always  
going to have problems.

Collage & Portraits

Three Men in the Tub

The Baker

The Candlestick Maker

Template

Collage Template, Self Portrait, Characters

Characters: The Butcher, and the Candlestick Maker.

I have no idea what candlestick makers wear, but butchers and bakers look a little too similar.

Fairy Tale

http://www.boopadoo.net/sid-70,Nursery+Rhyme:+Rub+A+Dub+Dub.htm

Rub-a-dub-dub
Three men in a tub;
And who do you think they be?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick maker;
All scrubbing their way out to sea.

1)
Rub-a-dub-dub
Three men in a tub;
And who do you think they be?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick maker;
Turn 'em out, knaves all three!

2)
Rub-a-dub-dub
Three men in a tub;
And who do you think they be?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick maker;
They all jumped out of a rotten potato,
Turn 'em out, knaves all three!

3)
Rub-a-dub-dub
Three men in a tub,
And how do you think they got there?
The butcher, the baker, the candlestick-maker --
They all jumped out of a rotten potato!
'Twas enough to make a fish [man] stare.

4)
Hey rub-a-dub,
Ho rub-a-dub,
Three maids in a tub,
And who do you think was there?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick maker;
And all of them gone to the fair.

Tweaked Calligram, Business Cards, Posters

 

Poster Sketches